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"Reality is only for those who lack imagination..." -Shin-taro
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"You know, it reminds me of a joke we tell in Alaska."
"Oh boy."
"What's the difference--"
"Lipstick."
"--between a hockey mom--"
"Lipstick."
"--and a pit bull?"
"Lipstick."
"Lipstick."
"There you go."
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Home... is a little cabin in the woods.
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"And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Whether a man would die tomorrow or the day after or eventually... it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, then life... every second of it... Is all we have." --Louis
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I'd rather have fun with my friends who care about me,
than fake friends who don't give a shit about me.
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"War does not determine who is right, only who is left." - Bertrand Russel
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D'Agosta: Remind me again why we're sneaking around like grave robbers?
Pendergast: Because we are grave robbers.
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as if something was broken in the world,
and we were supposed to put our palms against the wound.
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"Science doesn't refute God. It affirms Him, and gives us new respect for the beauty of creation." -Dr. Francis Collins
"For with God all things are possible."-Mark 10:27
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