About to Attack

Jim entered the room and carelessly threw his jacket on his bed, it had been a long day. His girlfriend was nowhere to be seen so he went to the window to get some fresh air when he noticed an open book lying on the table.
Curiously, he grabbed it and read the title "How to Train Your Kiwi Bird". What the hell, he had no clue such a book existed...However, the idea of taming that crazy bird was appealing to him, Iwi could be quite an annoying pet, especially towards him.
He sat down and started to read, being totally concentrated on the advice in the book, yet at the same time wondering how THAT could ever possibly work. He wasn't convinced at all but kept reading in hope of finding a good way to make Iwi act less annoying...
He didn't notice the two figures sneaking up from behind him slowly until it was too late....

NOT part of a story, I just made this up right now. XD

Iwi got a book as well, "How to train your owner", before Dolphy had the chance to read her book.
Iwi : "Do iiiiiiit!"

Photoshop 7.0.

Jim(c)Disney
Dolphy and Iwi(c)myself.